Look out skippy's back

This morning mum was due up the day hospital to have blood top ups. I however said that i wont be going to the hospital with her in case that ward sister was there. Im trying to avoid arguments now! Mum laughed and said it was fine. By 8.45am the phone rang, it was the ambulance to say it was on the way, im sure it was Skippy the driver again i said. Mums reaction was OMG! Ted on the other hand said don't be daft. Well we see when she arrives. No sooner had i opened the door Skippy just skipped right in singing like a daft bunny on drugs, (at least there was a man with her this time) Dancing round the living room singing where are you i cant see you! and skipped to the bedroom. Mum stopped her in her tracks and said don't come any closer don't touch me!
Well i cant help it she said im going ski ing next week (well lets hope she breaks a leg then) i thought. Ted quipped, cant you ski down pen dinas? I tried desperately to keep a strait face. With the man wheeling mum out she saw for the first time how white it was everywhere. She was glad of some fresh air and in safe hands of the male kind.